THIS IS FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Fridaynightand have dinner with her parents. Since this issuch abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriendthatafter dinner, she would like to go out and makelovefor the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for about anhour.He tells the boy everything there is to know >about condoms and sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boyhowmany >condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack. The boy insists on the family packbecausehethinks he will be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl'sparents >house and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come onin!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertable >where the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep inprayer, >with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement fromtheboy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
O_0 LOL hahahahha!