Battle of the Sexes

I've been reading this online romatic stories and I want to share it coz 100% true.

1. Handwriting : Men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary, and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's." It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a SMILEY face at the end of the note.

2. Going Out: When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready, as soon as she finds her other earring, makes one phone call and finishes putting her make-up.

3. Mirrors: Men are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters, or balds head.

4. Dressing up: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A men will dress up for: weddings, funerals.

5. Nicknames: If Chim, Joy, Nix, Julie,and Mabel get together for lunch, they will call each other Chim, Nix, Julie, and Mabel. But if Mike,Clint, Mark,and Sam go out for brewski, they will affectionately refer to one another as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain, and Useless.

6. Mustaches: Some men look good with mustaches. There are no women who look good with mustaches.

7. Cameras: Men take photography very seriously. They shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women purchases Kodak Instamatics. Of course women always end up taking better pictures.

8. Rooms: Men talk about three things: money, their favorite sports, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know the game nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing--sex. And not in abstract terms, either. they are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

9. Weddings: When reminiscing about weddings women talk about "the ceremony." Men talk about "the bachelor party"

10. Cheerleaders: Female cheerleaders are cute, sexy, fresh..MAle cheerleaders are scary.